Wednesday, September 10, 2008
I am sew clever. jk....Livy's best friend's mom, Somer, is a very talented woman. She has decided to take me on as a sewing student. (Please don't tell her I am hopeless) Our first project were these cute little portrait nightgowns. The kids look sew cute (there that pun is again) in their new pj's. Thanks Somer for your guidance and patience and for not laughing when I screwed up even the easy parts.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
"I would rather you hate me for who I am, than love me for who I'm not"
Here is a disclaimer for all of you who have considered having me as a "friend" just in case you love me for someone I am not:
#1. I will probably forget your birthday.
#2. I will probably not answer my phone when you call. (I do not like the phone)
#3. I will probably at least once, but most likely more than once, say something so extremely stupid and out of line that you will wonder if it really came out of my mouth.
#4. I will say or maybe even do things that are offensive without even knowing it.
#5. I will forget to show up for your surprise birthday party, then not say happy birthday, and then not bring you your gift, and then remember 6 months later after you have given me a birthday gift, that I still never gave you your gift, and that I didn't go to your surprise birthday party.
#6. I am not a puffer*
* A person who tells you how great you are all the time, and tells you all of your attributes.
After you have read it over, and decided if you still want to be my friend. Please sign a disclaimer stating that you will acknowledge that I warned you. j/k
Thanks too all who put up with me, and still claim me as a "friend".